This was my exact reaction after the Mrs. Carter Tour
This was my EXACT reaction. I don’t know why I didn’t buy tickets to see her again in 2 weeks.
This will definitely be me next week
i consider myself to be an epicure when it comes to male genitalia.
a cock connoisseur.
a purveyor of penises.
a dick aficionado.
me looking at my check
looking at how much tax was taken out
Every fucking time
I must getting less ugly cause the hoes have really been flocking
how to seduce me:
- deposit 5000 dollars in my bank account
- dont talk to me